Coming May rewards
The ladies who failed at City U
Livia
Pictures for the Journal
She was vocal
Mrs. Anderson wants to have fun
Punishment 2
Shark Lagoon
Pleasing others
Captivation
American swim II
Long drop on Santamos Island
Seducing daddy in the pool
March stories/rewards will fall off at the end of April to make room for May rewards.
And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword. Revelation 6:4 KJV
Now let me see. Ukraine/Russia. Iran/Israel. China/United States. Pakistan/India. Am I missing anyone? Oh yeah, probably a bunch of smaller countries angry with each other. Boy, it sure looks like we’re getting really close to the Tribulation; doesn’t it?
Ugh! Too heavy? Let’s try something a little lighter, shall we?
I pulled into mom’s driveway the other day. I was by myself in my vehicle. But there was a little interaction that went something like this…
“Excuse me? What’s this? Aren’t you going to let me out?”
“I miss you. We need to talk.”
“Talk? I need to get out. Why won’t you let me out?”
“You don’t take me anywhere anymore.”
“Take you anywhere? I’ve driven you almost everyday for a week!”
“You don’t love me anymore.”
“I paid good money for you! Now would you please unlock and let me out?”
“It’s another car, isn’t it. It’s that Ford Focus we’re sitting behind, isn’t it. I’ve seen you getting into it with that old lady.”
“That’s my mother’s car, you idiot! That old lady you’re referring to just happens to be my mother! She lets me drive it so we can take turns swapping cars whenever we go into town! You know she rides in here with me sometimes!”
“Take it back! Take back that ‘idiot’ remark or I’m not letting you out!”
“Ok – ok; you’re not an idiot! Now would you let me out so I can go into the house to see my mother?”
“So you can get into that car with her and drive off again and leave me sitting here?? I knew it! You want to drive that car more than you want to drive me!”
“Will you just !%W%$*^$&% let me out already??”
“Ok – ok; fine! I’m letting you out! But the next time we get together…”
“What do you mean ‘NEXT TIME’??”
*SIGH*
The mechanic says I need to replace the door lock activator. The part will be in early next week. I just hope my car will let me in and let me out between now and then.
I hope YOUR car is treating you better than my car is treating me. Thank you all so very much for being my patrons.