{"id":16701,"date":"2021-12-12T00:01:12","date_gmt":"2021-12-12T07:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/?p=16701"},"modified":"2021-12-12T00:01:12","modified_gmt":"2021-12-12T07:01:12","slug":"more-thor-beheading-shorts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/?p=16701","title":{"rendered":"More Thor beheading shorts"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Beheading Lily<\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/?attachment_id=16702\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16702\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16702\" src=\"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Beheading-Lily.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"807\" height=\"454\" srcset=\"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Beheading-Lily.jpg 807w, https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Beheading-Lily-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Beheading-Lily-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 807px) 100vw, 807px\" \/><\/a>The disease would soon ravage her body. The doctors gave her weeks. The evidence of her impending demise would soon appear on her face.<\/p>\n<p>She realized her beauty would be forever lost. She&#8217;d spent thousands and thousands of dollars on her appearance. Was that great investment all for naught?<\/p>\n<p>In a panic, she made arrangements to meet with Thor. It was said he could preserve a woman&#8217;s fading beauty for many years to come. But there was a high price to be paid.<\/p>\n<p>She showed up at his studio and explained her dilemma. He spoke not a word as he led her to a back room. She was shocked when she saw the axe and bloody tree stump. Others had clearly used his services.<\/p>\n<p>She looked at Thor in disbelief. Then she pondered the matter. A moment later she told him, \u201cGive me a moment?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She slipped back into the main studio where she took some time to prepare her face. She tied her hair up into a bun. Then she returned.<\/p>\n<p>She looked at Thor who gave her a questioning look. Then she knelt down in front of the tree stump. She was sure this was the only way.<\/p>\n<p>In resignation, she stretched her neck across the stump. \u201cMake me beautiful,\u201d she stammered with tears in her eyes. Then she took a deep breath and waited.<\/p>\n<p>She detected movement. But she did not know how to prepare. How did one ready oneself for the moment of beheading?<\/p>\n<p>The axe came down without warning. One moment, her neck was stretched across the stump. The next, her head bounced and rolled to a stop.<\/p>\n<p>She lay on the side of her face, blinking in surprise. Thor reached down and lifted her head up. She tried to look into his face, mentally pleading, \u201cPlease make me beautiful!\u201d Then the life faded from her pupils.<\/p>\n<p>Thor went to work on plastinating the head. When he was finished, he put it on a pike. He was proud of his efforts. Lily\u2019s face would remain beautiful for many years to come until the passage of time eventually worked its terrible toll despite his best efforts.<\/p>\n<p>For Thor Apr 13 \u201821<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Decapitated wife<\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/?attachment_id=16703\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16703\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16703\" src=\"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Decapitated-wife.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"768\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Decapitated-wife.jpg 768w, https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Decapitated-wife-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a>I really loved Luella. She had beauty and brains. I knew she\u2019d been around the block a few times. But she said she loved me and wanted to settle down.<\/p>\n<p>I didn\u2019t want to rush things with her. So I tried to take it slow. But she made it so difficult the way she poured on the charm.<\/p>\n<p>After a week we were having sex. After a month she moved in with me. After three months we were married.<\/p>\n<p>Everything was good for the first six months, or so I thought. Then the sex died off as Luella took a night shift to help make ends meet. She said she liked the hours and that she was a night owl in contrast to my having to get up early to go to work every day.<\/p>\n<p>I started getting friends asking if we were having marital problems. Apparently Luella was being seen in town late at night in a certain location. It seemed the night shift she was working was not what she\u2019d told me it was.<\/p>\n<p>I asked her about it and she blew up at me. She said she had to work because I wasn\u2019t making enough money. I told her she knew that when we were first married. She responded by saying it wasn\u2019t acceptable anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Her harsh reaction was unexpected. So I asked my friends where they\u2019d seen her. Apparently she was moonlighting at a strip club.<\/p>\n<p>One night I went to find out for myself. Sure enough, I saw her dancing a stripper\u2019s pole naked in front of everybody. After her set she got me alone and told me to get the hell out and not to bother her while she was at work. Supposedly that was to be the end of it.<\/p>\n<p>I thought once her secret was out we would have a sit-down conversation. All she said was she had to do it to help make ends meet. When I asked her where the money was as I hadn\u2019t seen any she told me to fuck off.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn\u2019t long before word got back to me she was sleeping around. When I first confronted her with it she denied it. But when I got some proof she told me she was doing the best she could and to lay off and get another job.<\/p>\n<p>That wasn\u2019t all she did. She started belittling me every chance she got. She said I wasn\u2019t man enough for her anymore. She told me the sex sucked so bad she was getting it from real men who treated her nicer.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn\u2019t believe it! I told her I busted my ass for her. She told me I was pitiful and that a real man would be bringing in good money.<\/p>\n<p>Things got much worse after that. She began coming home smelling of sex. She barely tried to hide it. When I complained she told me I could lick her cunt clean as that was all I was going to get because that was all I was worth to her.<\/p>\n<p>I offered to divorce her, but she didn\u2019t want one. She said she would take a worthless bastard like me for every penny I had. I\u2019d have to work morning, noon and night for the alimony she deserved.<\/p>\n<p>I asked her if a judge would believe me or some slut who worked a stripper pole and fucked around. She countered with the claim she could get one of her stripper friends to testify I\u2019d raped her. Then she smiled as she asked, \u201cHow do you like them apples, asshole?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I felt trapped; I didn\u2019t know what the hell to do. I asked the advice of a couple of friends, but they didn\u2019t know either. They said she\u2019d become quite the bitch and that they\u2019d heard she was like this before we married. Apparently she\u2019d done a damn good job of hiding her past; either that or I was just too damned infatuated to see the red flags.<\/p>\n<p>It got to the point where she didn\u2019t even bother trying to hide her affairs anymore. She would dress up and go out while I would try to fix a nice dinner to woo her. She wasn\u2019t the least bit interested. Now she was having her cake and eating it too. And I still hadn\u2019t seen a dime of any of that money she was supposedly bringing in.<\/p>\n<p>One night I decided I was going to fix her a nice dinner so we could try to have a rational conversation. At first she\u2019d agreed, saying a dinner inside would be nice so long as I didn\u2019t burn anything. Hell, she knew what kind of a good cook I was!<\/p>\n<p>I was in the middle of fixing a special dish &#8211; chopping meat and vegetables with a cleaver &#8211; when she got a call on her cell phone. I asked who it was, but she just smiled and told me I didn\u2019t know him. Then she went to the bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>When she came out she was wearing this black outfit, earrings and perfume I knew wasn\u2019t at all what she\u2019d planned to wear for me at the dining room table. \u201cI just got a better offer,\u201d she sneered with contempt. \u201cI\u2019m eating out tonight. Don\u2019t wait up. Oh wait; maybe you can clean my cunt with your tongue when I get back. So stay awake for that; ok, asshole?\u201d The disdain on her face cut me to the core.<\/p>\n<p>I slammed the sharp tip of the cleaver into the cutting board, making her jump. But I\u2019d had enough. In a low voice I growled, \u201cLou, you\u2019re not going anywhere tonight. I\u2019m making you a nice dinner and you\u2019re doing to sit down at the table and you\u2019re going to damn well eat it and then we\u2019re going to talk things out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere\u2019s nothing to talk about, asshole! We already have the arrangement just the way I like it! You pay the bills and keep your mouth shut and be happy about it! Or do you want me to call my stripper friend?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t have any friends!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, yeah? You think I won\u2019t do it?\u201d Then she picked up her cell phone on the counter and punched in a number.<\/p>\n<p>I was seething as she smirked at me. \u201cYou think I\u2019m bluffing, don\u2019t you! Hell, you\u2019ve had this coming for a long time now!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I heard someone answer on the other end. She gave me an evil grin as she said, \u201cHello, Marlene? You remember that little favor I\u2019ve been meaning to ask you? Well now\u2019s the time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In a fit of anger I scooped up the meat cleaver. I was too angry to speak. Blinded by rage I swung just as hard as I could.<\/p>\n<p>There was a thump as Lou\u2019s head fell onto the kitchen floor. Her hand dropped the cell phone as her body wavered for a couple seconds. Then she sort of collapsed onto the floor right on top of the damned thing.<\/p>\n<p>I stood there panting heavily as I stared down at her. Her body kept jerking and spasming, her arms moving as though she was trying to reach for something. She had this shocked look on her face.<\/p>\n<p>I thought I heard a faint voice asking, \u201cLou? Lou, are you still there? Lou, did we get disconnected?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Numbly I reached down and picked it up. \u201cMarlene, she\u2019ll have to call you back.\u201d Then I disconnected the call as I stared down at my beheaded wife, wondering what the hell I was going to do now.<\/p>\n<p>Two things were evident. One: I was going to be eating alone that night. And two: Lou certainly wasn\u2019t going to be able to make her date\u2026<\/p>\n<p>For Thor Sep 23 \u201918<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">The great Nemuri Kyoshiro<\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/?attachment_id=16704\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16704\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16704\" src=\"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/The-great-Nemuri.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1080\" srcset=\"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/The-great-Nemuri.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/The-great-Nemuri-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/The-great-Nemuri-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/The-great-Nemuri-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/The-great-Nemuri-1536x864.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0\u201cI am the great Nemuri Kyoshiro, outlaw swordsman during the Edo period.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRobert, are you playing with that sword again?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI KNOW WHAT I\u2019M DOING MOM! The great Nemuri Kyoshiro, sleepy-eyed ronin, faces 10 ninjas intent on destroying him under the orders of the Tokugawa shogunate.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow many times have I told you to sell that damned thing? Put it up on eBay; you\u2019ll make some money on it! It\u2019s too dangerous to have around the house!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019M TAKING A FENCING CLASS MOM! I\u2019M GOING TO BECOME A GREAT ACTOR LIKE ICHIKAWA RAIZO! The ninjas are no match for his full moon cut. One by one he cuts them down.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDamnit, Robert; you\u2019re going to hurt someone if you\u2019re not careful!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019M ALWAYS CAREFUL, MOM! After dispatching the ninjas, the famous Nemuri Kyoshiro begins the long journey to Kyoto. But he is ambushed by 15 rival ronin. His sword cuts through the air with deadly grace and precision.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGet in here, Robert; it\u2019s dinnertime! Put that damned sword away! I\u2019ve had enough of your foolishness! Next week I\u2019m sending you off to the recruiter! Maybe the army will make a man out of you!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI DON\u2019T WANT TO SERVE IN THE MILITARY, MOM! I WANT TO BE A GREAT ACTOR AND BE THE GREATEST SWORDSMAN IN ALL THE WORLD, JUST LIKE DOUGLASS FAIRBANKS SR. AND ICHIKAWA RAIZO! The assassins chase the sleepy-eyed ronin into an abandoned farmhouse. There he fights them off, dispatching each one with a wicked slash. One ronin fails to evade his deadly cut, and his head flies off.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDamnit, Robert I told you \u2013 AIEEEE\u2026\u2026.!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t sneak up on me like that, mom\u2026 MOM?? OHMYGAWD, MOOOOOMMMM?????\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>I told him he was going to hurt someone if he wasn\u2019t careful\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>For Thor May 2 \u201820<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three short beheading stories inspired by the manips created by Thor. <a href=\"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/?p=16701\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[35],"class_list":["post-16701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beheading-2","tag-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16701"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16705,"href":"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16701\/revisions\/16705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}