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<\/a><\/p>\nIn April of ’57 Sofia attended a dinner party with Clifton Webb, one of her co-stars in the movie. But her party was crashed by a well-known, up-and-coming blonde bombshell, still angry over losing the roll to an Italian actress. The two actresses subsequently had words. This is a fictionalized account of how that meeting went.<\/p>\n
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I\u2019d heard about that blonde bimbo of course. She was having a meteoric rise in Hollywood. No matter where I turned, I saw her pictures splattered everywhere.<\/p>\n
Maybe I shouldn\u2019t have taken it so personally. After all, I was working on my own Hollywood career. But she was appearing everywhere to get extra publicity. And now she\u2019d crashed my party with Clifton Webb for our movie Boy on a Dolphin.<\/p>\n
Of course I knew about the way she\u2019d crashed Howard Hughes\u2019 press junket for his movie Underwater! back in \u201955. She dove into the pool with all those reporters snapping pictures and came back up without her top. Oh, she claimed it was an accident. But those in the know were certain she\u2019d rigged it to fall off for the publicity.<\/p>\n
That day was supposed to be for Jane Russell, the star of Hughes picture. But by the time she came out in her one-piece, all the reporters had run out of film after snapping pics of that blonde bimbo. That bitch Mansfield had stolen her spotlight. And now she was here at my dinner party!<\/p>\n
I tried to be nice about the whole thing. But the photographers swarmed us the moment she came over to my table. She was happy and bubbly, showing off her boobs which were virtually hanging out. No wonder they kept snapping pictures of her.<\/p>\n
Can you believe it? The bitch took a seat between me and Clifton. She was all over him, hoping he didn\u2019t mind her crashing his party and how she was oh-so-grateful just to be in our company. It was really starting to make me sick.<\/p>\n I couldn\u2019t help looking at her boobs. After all, they were right there staring at me. Hell, I thought they were going to spill out onto my plate! I didn\u2019t know what the hell to do!<\/p>\n She started gushing about some of the movies she was in and how nice of a town Hollywood was while giving Clifton an approving eye. Underneath I was steaming. When a few more photographers snapped a couple of pictures of her – and they were taking pics of her, mind you, and not me since I\u2019d become a mere accessory at that damned table \u2013 I\u2019d finally had enough.<\/p>\n I whispered into her ear, \u201cCan I talk to you for a minute? I know a producer who might be interested in you.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cReally?\u201d Oh, that bimbo was happy to think her presence might have given her another opportunity to further her career.<\/p>\n We stood up together and headed toward the back of the establishment. A couple photographers got up to follow us. \u201cReally gentlemen,\u201d I scolded. \u201cCan\u2019t us girls use the ladies room without a flashbulb snapping off in our faces?\u201d They both apologized, and we left them behind.<\/p>\n I steered us past the ladies room and out the back door. There was the faintest hint of a chill in the air out there on the patio by the pool. But I hadn\u2019t brought my wrap because this wasn\u2019t going to take long.<\/p>\n \u201cSo who\u2019s this producer you know?\u201d she asked. She looked rather dubiously at me, perhaps wondering why I was being so nice to her.<\/p>\n \u201cIt was a ruse to get you out of there,\u201d I told her. \u201cIn fact that\u2019s exactly what I want from you right now\u2026 to get you out of here. Why don\u2019t you go back to where you came from? This is a private party.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cA private party? I didn\u2019t know it was a private party!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cDon\u2019t get cute with me, honey. I know all about the way you crash parties for publicity. And you\u2019re not crashing mine.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYou got me all wrong, Sofie.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cIt\u2019s Sofia\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI just came to be nice and to pay my respects to Clifton, \u2018Sofia\u2019.\u201d She spat my corrected name out none too kindly.<\/p>\n \u201cAnd you\u2019ve got all the photographers snapping pictures of your boobs. Did you know the \u2018twins\u2019 are about to come out of there?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThe \u2018twins\u2019 are just fine,\u201d she shot back. \u201cAnd look who\u2019s talking!\u201d she added as she pointed at my chest. \u201cAll you\u2019re trying to do is get yourself some extra publicity!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThat\u2019s because it\u2019s my movie, you bitch! I don\u2019t need no blonde bimbo cutting into my time with the press.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThat\u2019s just fine coming from an Italian tramp like you!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYou bitch!\u201d and I lunged at her.<\/p>\n I grabbed her and pushed her backwards into the pool. We hit the water with a splash and went right under. The water was cool, but I was all heated up in anger.<\/p>\n She came up sputtering\u2026 \u201cYou Italian BITCH!\u201d Then she pushed me under. I lost a flurry of bubbles as I pushed her away and shot back up to the surface.<\/p>\n \u201cI can\u2019t believe you pushed me into the pool!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cAnd I can\u2019t believe you crashed my party, you blonde bitch!\u201d And with that we grappled with each other.<\/p>\n I twisted her under the water, having developed some breath-holding skills from my work on my recent movie. Seeing her bubble was extremely satisfying. Then she kneed me in the groin, getting me to lose my grip as she shot back up to the surface.<\/p>\n \u201cYou Italian tramp! You\u2019re going to pay for that!\u201d Then she charged me, pushing me under and forcing me downward.<\/p>\n I twisted out of her grip, and we wrestled for a bit, spinning around and around and spewing bubbles. By then the \u2018twins\u2019 had come out as her dress simply wasn\u2019t much of a swimsuit. Seeing them staring at me like that only enraged me more.<\/p>\n She pushed me away and shot up to the surface again. I headed up after her, wrapping my arms around her legs and pulling her under. I heard a satisfying gasp for breath before she spewed a lot of bubbles.<\/p>\n Her dress was coming apart at the seams\u2026 and I decided to encourage the process. I pulled and tugged until more of it came away. That\u2019s when she struck back, ripping my top down and breaking my little straps to my black outfit.<\/p>\n Her dress became sheer in the water as we fought and bubbled. There wasn\u2019t much light in the water. But I could see just fine\u2026 enough to want to drown the party-crashing bimbo.<\/p>\n I had just popped up for a much needed breath when she wrapped her thighs around me and got me in a head-lock. She forced me down until I started bubbling. The crazy bitch was actually trying to drown me!<\/p>\n I screamed my breath away in fury as I struggled to break out of her grasp. I worked myself loose and popped up for breath, panting like crazy. I was dimly aware of a couple flashbulbs going off before I wrapped her up in my arms and drove her toward the bottom.<\/p>\n We bubbled as we wrestled against each other. I had her boobs pressed up against my chest. It disgusted me\u2026 and yet I\u2019ll admit this only to you that I did feel a little aroused.<\/p>\n She twisted out of my grasp and shot back up to the surface. More flashbulbs went off, indicating we\u2019d attracted a crowd. That\u2019s when I realized there was more of me showing than I wanted to show at Clifton\u2019s dinner party.<\/p>\n There were several standing along the side of the pool as we caught our breath. I bellowed out, \u201cBLONDE BIMBO!\u201d while she responded with \u201cYOU ITALIAN TRAMP!\u201d Then I charged her again.<\/p>\n We were up at the surface long enough for me to overhear\u2026 \u201cShouldn\u2019t we split them up?\u201d\u00a0 \u201cWhat\u2026 and spoil a good catfight in the water??\u201d Then I had her in a headlock as I kicked her down toward the bottom of the pool.<\/p>\n She twisted out of my grasp and kneed me in the groin again. That really pissed me off. So I wrapped her up in a big bear hug chest to chest as I kicked us both to the bottom of the pool.<\/p>\n I could feel her erect nipples pressing up against mine as she struggled in my grasp. She was bubbling and crying out as her lungs heaved. I was out of breath as well, but my mind was in a fog of fury and I wasn\u2019t thinking straight.<\/p>\n I kicked us all the way to the bottom where she tried to shake me. But this time I wasn\u2019t about to let go. When we hit the bottom she glugged as she gulped down a big mouthful of water.<\/p>\n My lungs were on fire, but I was still pissed off. In my mind it was better to drown the both of us than to allow this gate-crasher to get away with the stunt she\u2019d pulled. The training I got on that movie helped me to hold my breath and stay down a few moments longer.<\/p>\n The bitch looked up at me in horror as she hitched and gurgled. It was so satisfying seeing her suck water. The way her boobs shook as she spasmed and convulsed made me struggle to hold my breath a few seconds longer to watch just to make sure she really drowned.<\/p>\n She was coughing and doubling over when I lost the ability to hold my breath. I swallowed water and went into a panic as I started gulping and convulsing. I\u2019d stayed down too long.<\/p>\n I was drowning right there with her; our dresses shredded, our boobs exposed, and our bodies nearly naked. It occurred to me just how stupid I\u2019d been trying to drown the blonde bimbo. Dying was going to cost me my career in Hollywood.<\/p>\n I was still hitching and coughing up bubbles when I felt arms wrap under my shoulders and haul me back up. When I reached the surface I thought I heard some guy yell, \u201cSOMEBODY HELP ME; SHE\u2019S DROWNING! SOMEBODY GO DOWN AND GET JANE!\u201d I heard another splash as I was dragged over to the side of the pool, coughing and puking my guts out.<\/p>\n I could just make out some photographer hauling that blonde bimbo up from the bottom of the pool. Her eyes were glazed over and she wasn\u2019t moving. At that moment I did feel a little bit sorry.<\/p>\n They got her out of the water and laid her out where a couple of guys started giving her mouth to mouth. I figured they had to be happy they were getting to lock lips with her, even if it was to save her worthless life. Then she coughed up a lungful of water as she started to come around.<\/p>\n I didn\u2019t know whether to feel angry or relieved. But at least I\u2019d taught her not to mess with an \u2018Italian tramp\u2019 anytime in the near future. And the publicity we were both going to receive after this night was probably going to be priceless\u2026<\/p>\n \u00a9 2017 (written Nov 27 \u201917 by riwa)<\/p>\n (Pictures found on the Internet and used for illustration purposes only. Vidcaps are from a JustPaul animation.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A party crasher finds herself caught in a catfight in the pool. Continue reading ![\"\"](\"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/The-party-crasher-1.jpg\")
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