{"id":12255,"date":"2015-10-30T00:06:38","date_gmt":"2015-10-30T06:06:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/?p=12255"},"modified":"2020-05-14T13:11:56","modified_gmt":"2020-05-14T19:11:56","slug":"hollywood-horror-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riwaslibrary.com\/story\/?p=12255","title":{"rendered":"Hollywood Horror House"},"content":{"rendered":"

A tongue-in-cheek repost written for a fan back in 2012, recently edited to post for the Halloween season.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cRight this way,\u201d the male tour guide announced. He was dressed in some sort of outfit that made someone in the group comment on his attire as matching some guy in an old gangster movie. But they all dutifully followed him in through a door.<\/p>\n

Beyond a glass wall they could see a young woman in a flowing light pink dress circa 1780 France. She was obviously supposed to be Marie Antoinette. She was kneeling with her head locked into an imposing guillotine.<\/p>\n

They could just make out her cries to be released, cries that seemed hauntingly real. Wax figures representing the executioner and the town priest stood on either side of her. She seemed to be the only living being in the display\u2026 and that wouldn\u2019t last long if the guillotine itself was real and the blade fell!<\/p>\n

\u201cIsn\u2019t that Kirsten Dunst in that dress and wig?\u201d someone in the party observed.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt sure looks like her,\u201d another quipped. \u201cDidn\u2019t she play the role of Marie Antoinette in that 2006 movie?\u201d<\/p>\n

\"HHH1-Kirsten<\/a>\u201cIf not then it\u2019s an amazing likeness!\u201d another commented.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell what did you expect?\u201d one of the guys blurted out in exasperation. \u201cThis is supposed to be a Hollywood Horror House!\u201d<\/p>\n

The condemned woman wriggled and squirmed, realistically portraying her terror. They could see actual tears trickling down her cheeks. The poor thing seemed genuinely terrified; she actually hollered at the tour group on the other side of the glass to get her out of there.<\/p>\n

\u201cDamn; that\u2019s realistic!\u201d one of the females observed, a chill running down her spine.<\/p>\n

A moment later there was a command in French that seemed to emanate from some speaker in the ceiling of the guillotine room. The blade suddenly dropped swiftly with a loud think. It abruptly cut off the condemned woman\u2019s pitiful cries as her head was smoothly lopped off her shoulders. But her haunting shrieks seemed to linger before fading away.<\/p>\n

Everyone in the party jerked back from the glass with a start. There were several screams as blood suddenly spurted out of the severed neck and splattered the observation window. Marie\u2019s head rolled a couple paces away and then came to a stop.<\/p>\n

She was actually facing the window, her eyes opened wide in absolute horror. She had this shocked look on her face as the group backed further away from the glass in panic. Then the male tour guide calmly rounded them all up before herding them off to the next display\u2026<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

Another group was being led by a female dressed as a gangster\u2019s moll. She had taken them into an enclosed room where they were tightly packed in. A glass window separated them from the scene on the other side.<\/p>\n

A topless blonde woman in a pale green mermaid outfit appeared to be panicking. She was in an enclosed room that was rapidly filling with water. Painted walls gave the appearance of the deep blue sea. She appeared to be looking all around at her surroundings in absolute horror.<\/p>\n

She caught sight of the group that came up to the window, and she quickly worked her way over to them. Then she started pounding on it as though terrified, begging someone to let her out. Her tail flopped realistically behind her.<\/p>\n

\u201cI get it!\u201d one of the girls in the group gasped as though catching on. \u201cSara Paxton in \u2018Aquamarine\u2019\u2026 right?\u201d<\/p>\n

\"HHH2-Sara<\/a>\u201cWhat\u2019s going to happen to her?\u201d someone else asked. That quickly became obvious as the room continued to fill with water.<\/p>\n

\u201cMermaids can\u2019t drown, can they?\u201d one of the guys asked nervously.<\/p>\n

\u201cOf course not, silly!\u201d his girlfriend replied. But they all couldn\u2019t help watching as the water level rose higher and higher, rising dramatically against the glass. Strangely there appeared to be no exit.<\/p>\n

The mermaid \u2013 what is really Sara? \u2013 frantically begged to be let out as she pounded upon the glass to get their attention. Everyone in the tour group could hear her panicked cries. Clearly she wanted them to help her get out of her enclosure, and it made some of them nervous.<\/p>\n

\u201cIs this real?\u201d another girl asked uncertainly. A guy gave her a disgusted look.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s a horror house, stupid; it\u2019s SUPPOSED to look real!\u201d<\/p>\n

The water level rose higher and higher, forcing the mermaid to stay up near the ceiling and its dwindling air pocket. The group watched in morbid fascination as she pounded against the roof of her prison, screaming to be let out and that she hadn\u2019t signed on for any of this. Several of the spectators thought this scene looked rather serious!<\/p>\n

The mermaid\u2019s lips were up against the roof of her watery tomb when the water finished rising up, pushing away her air pocket into oblivion. It left the room completely flooded with no source of air whatsoever! In horror the mermaid swam back down to the window and started pounding anxiously against the glass, screaming and bubbling at her voyeurs to do something to save her.<\/p>\n

\u201cIs she really drowning?\u201d one of the female teenagers murmured uncertainly. \u201cShe sure looks trapped in there! Shouldn\u2019t we help her?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s a haunted house!\u201d her boyfriend reminded her, sounding not entirely convinced of his own words. \u201cIt\u2019s supposed to be a house full of horrors! They want us to feel her terror!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBut she really looks like she\u2019s drowning!\u201d another blonde teen observed in growing panic. \u201cShouldn\u2019t we get her out of there or something?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHow?\u201d one of the guys replied. \u201cI don\u2019t see any way in!\u201d<\/p>\n

The mermaid continued pounding on the glass with her fists, bubbling as though begging them to get her out. Then she seemed to glurp and gurgle. Her hands came up to cover her mouth as her eyes flew open wide in horror. Instinctively she shot up to the ceiling in the hopes that the air pocket had magically returned. But it had not, and a moment later her body began to spasm.<\/p>\n

One of the females in the party screamed as another cried out, \u201cSHE\u2019S DROWNING! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!\u201d They all tried beating on the glass with their fists. But it was much too thick to break through.<\/p>\n

Inside the tank the poor mermaid spasmed and convulsed in pure agony. Her body bent over each time she inhaled, and she appeared to glurp and gurgle. Then she slowly drifted back down toward the floor of her room until she was in full view of the group on the other side of the glass.<\/p>\n

She coughed a few bubbles out of her mouth as her eyes bugged out in utter shock. Then she appeared to relax, drifting there in place. Her expression sagged as a few stray bubbles trickled out past her parted lips. For the moment she simply looked tired and nothing more.<\/p>\n

\u201cGawd, that was horrible!\u201d a female gasped in shock. \u201cShe looked like she really drowned or something!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cShouldn\u2019t we go tell someone?\u201d one of the guys asked, and he anxiously turned to their female tour guide. \u201cThis can\u2019t be real, can it?\u201d The guide just smiled knowingly.<\/p>\n

She told them this particular actress was only holding her breath and that she was making it look quite realistic. She said it looked so dramatic that she actually found the performance rather hot. A moment later she led the whole group off to the next display. But there were a few in his group who paused to take a last, lingering look at the unmoving mermaid. More than one thought the drowning had looked a little TOO realistic.<\/p>\n

And damn! Just how long COULD that woman hold her breath??!!<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

A female tour guide in a black catsuit led her group into yet another room. When they all gathered around the next display they decided this particular representation was definitely a vampire related theme. As everyone crowded around the window to look inside, they could see what looked like the supposed remains of a young Dracula. Amazingly he looked remarkably like Justin Bieber! He was lying flat on his back in dark clothes on a table with a stake through his heart.<\/p>\n

Lying next to him on a similar table was a female vampire who looked just like Selena Gomez. Her arms and legs were spread-eagled and she was crying and screaming. Two men wearing cloaks from an old 1930\u2019s horror movie stood on either side of her, one with a large stake in his right hand and a mallet in the other.<\/p>\n

\"HHH3-Justin<\/a>Selena Gomez is a vampire?\u201d some ditzy blonde chick asked dubiously.<\/p>\n

\u201cShe was in that Hotel Transylvania movie,\u201d another guy remarked.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, that was only her voice,\u201d another girl remarked.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s nice they took out Bieber though,\u201d the blonde chick observed with a smile. \u201cI hate his music!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s not him; it\u2019s just a lookalike!\u201d someone corrected her.<\/p>\n

Selena screamed for help from the tour group looking in through the window, begging them to save her. She wriggled and squirmed in her black vampire attire as though she was terrified out of her mind. She appeared to be genuinely frightened.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt must go through her heart!\u201d the one man proclaimed to the other, acting particularly nervous. \u201cOtherwise she will come after us and turn us all into vampires as well!! We must kill her just as we killed her vampire boyfriend!\u201d<\/p>\n

The other man nodded and then placed the stake against her breast right over her heart. Selena screamed in terror, shaking her head \u201cno \u2013 no \u2013 NOOO!\u201d as he raised his mallet. Then he brought it down hard with a sickening thump.<\/p>\n

There was an eruption of blood from the wound as the young vampire screamed. Her back arched momentarily as her eyes flew open in horror. Then blood began oozing out of her mouth.<\/p>\n

He brought the mallet down a second time with a loud thump, no doubt making sure the deed was done. Selena jerked and then moved no more, staring up at the ceiling in utter shock. The group outside the window gasped at the amazing flow of blood and her final moments. Then several women screamed before they all rushed away from the gruesome spectacle to follow the female tour guide who was already leading them on to the next one\u2026<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

Through the glass window the first tour group observed a strange sight. The room appeared to be split into two halves. One half showed a Disney cartoon characterization with a stage and the name Hannah Montana up in lights. The other side showed a seedy side of town with mannequins serving as prostitutes.<\/p>\n

In the center of it all was a large table with a buzz saw at one end. Strapped to the table upon a large sheet of plywood was a young woman who looked remarkably like Miley Cyrus. She was tied all spread-eagled with the clothes on her body matching the theme of the room. One side showed the clothes of a Disney princess while the other showed that of a working woman of the evening, all sewn together in a single, seamless garment. Above the whole scene hung a sign that read \u201cSplit Personality\u201d.<\/p>\n

\"HHH4-Miley<\/a>\u201cGawd; they\u2019re not really going to\u2026\u201d a girl in a short skirt started to gasp.<\/p>\n

\u201cI hope they do!\u201d a guy quipped up. \u201cI\u2019d LOVE to see her sawn in half!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u2026and then the buzz saw suddenly came to life. At that moment poor Miley began to scream as the sheet of plywood she was on started moving toward the blade.<\/p>\n

The tour group shrunk back from the glass window in horror. But most of them simply couldn\u2019t turn away! They watched in horrified fascination, not daring to believe the horror house would actually saw clear though the actress\/singer-songwriter!<\/p>\n

It couldn\u2019t be real, could it?? It was Hollywood so it had to be special effects, right?? But Miley was sure screaming in horror\u2026 or at least it LOOKED like Miley!<\/p>\n

The poor woman shrieked as the large buzz saw methodically chewed through the sheet of plywood, cutting it right in half. It soon moved between Miley\u2019s spread legs toward the crazy split-skirt she was wearing. Then things got serious as it started shredding through the garment!!<\/p>\n

The poor girl screamed and screamed, writhing helplessly. She frantically twisted in place in a desperate effort to pull free of her bonds. Then her crotch reached the blade.<\/p>\n

The first sight everyone in the tour group was treated to was a very realistic spray of flesh and blood. Then Miley\u2019s screams intensified. It was as if she was literally being sawn in half, her upper body thrashing about in her death throes!<\/p>\n

The blade chewed unsympathetically up into her stomach. It was realistic as hell, spinning flecks of flesh, blood and bone all over the upper part of her body. It really sprayed the back wall of her room with bits of flesh and blood as the blade cut along her spine.<\/p>\n

The tour group outside the window exploded into screams of shock and horror as the large blade methodically did its deadly work. The whole scene beyond the glass seemed surreal\u2026 as though it simply couldn\u2019t be happening!! Their minds tried to tell them it was fake but with all that supposed blood it looked much too realistic.<\/p>\n

The blade was almost to her chest when Miley finally passed out from massive blood loss. Most of the girls in the tour screamed again and then turned and ran. But a couple of guys stayed behind long enough to admire the technology that was obviously being used to make such a scene look so incredibly life-like.<\/p>\n

The blade continued to cut through the actress\/singer-songwriter\u2019s chest until it finally reached her head. That\u2019s when it became too much even for the gore-happy guys. They turned and rushed after the tour group leader, suddenly feeling sick to their stomachs. Miley Cyrus – or her very realistic lookalike – was ultimately left alone lying in two equally bloody, gory halves as the buzz saw finally shut down\u2026<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

The next scene was clearly taken from the Salem witch trials. Several mannequins were dressed up as townspeople and had their backs to the glass. They were looking at three noosed women in witches robes who were standing on a gallows with their arms tied behind their backs. The sound of voices being piped in through speakers in the ceiling demanded the immediate hanging of the three witches.<\/p>\n

But the piped in voices weren\u2019t the only ones to be heard. The witches themselves were protesting, crying out and begging to be released. Almost everyone recognized them from the TV series Charmed \u2013 Shannen Doherty, Holly Marie Combs, and Alyssa Milano\u2026 or at least an incredible likeness to all three actresses!<\/p>\n

\"HHH5-Prue-Piper-Phoebe\"<\/a>\u201cI remember an episode where they were hung like that, but only from horses,\u201d a female gasped breathlessly. \u201cI suppose it\u2019s only fitting they be hung as witches.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ve always thought that Doherty bitch should be hung,\u201d a male blurted out contemptuously. Then a voice from inside the tableau demanded the executioner to do his duty.<\/p>\n

An ominous figure in black garb walked up onto the gallows platform and then pulled the lever. Three separate traps under the feet of each female folded down from the edge of the gallows as one, dropping all three women simultaneously. They only fell a couple of inches before their ropes jerked them all up short.<\/p>\n

Each one began gasping and kicking, setting all three bodies to swinging wildly. Shannen \u2013 \u201cPrue\u201d in the series \u2013 accidentally kicked Holly \u2013 \u201cPiper\u201d. It set both girls to spinning in opposite directions. Poor Alyssa \u2013 \u201cPhoebe\u201d \u2013 just gawked and gurgled as she fought her noose, her eyes bugging out as her long skirt billowed from her flailing legs.<\/p>\n

The three bodies kicked and twisted, causing several in the tour group to comment how unbelievably realistic the whole scene seemed to be. It was horrifying, although one girl murmured to her female companion how strangely erotic the whole thing was. Several guys watched in rapt fascination, two of whom began sporting bulging trousers.<\/p>\n

Shannen went first, jerking her knees upward as a humiliating orgasm washed through her body to mix with the agony of asphyxiation. Then she shuddered hard before ceasing her struggles. A trickle of urine ran down her bare legs to dribble off her dangling toes.<\/p>\n

In the middle Holly\u2019s battle with the noose intensified as she kicked and struggled harder. She was fighting and fighting hard, her back arching as she suddenly exploded in orgasm. Then she went back to kicking her life away before her knees jerked again from a second more intense climax.<\/p>\n

On the other end Alyssa kept jerking her knees up and down as though trying to loosen the coil that was profoundly strangling her. She gawked and gurgled, her legs coming together, flying apart to kick wildly and then coming together again. Then her neck suddenly snapped as her head tipped at a crazy angle. Her bladder abruptly released as she suddenly felt no more pain.<\/p>\n

In the middle Holly was the last to go, fighting her way through a third orgasm. Her chest felt like it wanted to explode and she heard a roaring in her ears. Her head felt swollen and she instinctively kicked hard one last time. Then the fight abruptly drained out of her and she hung limp as her body slowly twisted and swayed.<\/p>\n

All three spun quietly in place as they swung back and forth in slower and slower arcs until there were no more life signs. Shannen and Holly slowly rotated in place counter to each other, their expressions having sagged in death. Alyssa simply hung limp, a peaceful expression on her face as though she was glad it was finally over.<\/p>\n

\u201cGawd!\u201d a woman breathed. \u201cThat was incredible!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIs that all?\u201d a guy blurted out. \u201cI thought their necks snapped right away!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s only after a long drop, you moron!\u201d his friend chided him.<\/p>\n

\u201cIs that how they hang?\u201d a third piped up. \u201cI don\u2019t think that was very realistic!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAww, what do you know?\u201d his friend responded in disgust as their tour leader led them on to the next tableau\u2026<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

The tour group stopped in front of a window. But strangely there was no one inside. It looked like a small empty room with an open door in the opposite wall revealing a set of stairs descending into it. There were no wax figures or anyone else in the scene.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat the hell is this?\u201d one of the guys in the group blurted out in disgust, pointing out the window to the tour guide. He\u2019d come for the gore and there was nothing here.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat?\u201d a girl wanted to know in confusion. \u201cDid your people forget to show up for this one?\u201d<\/p>\n

All of the sudden there was a scream followed by a set of footsteps rushing down the stairs. Then a woman in a pink knit shirt, tight pants and sneakers who everyone recognized as Sarah Michelle Gellar came running down the stairs into the room. She ran right up to the window and started pounding on it in desperation screaming \u201cHE\u2019S AFTER ME \u2013 HE\u2019S AFTER ME! OHMYGAWD; YOU\u2019VE GOT TO HELP ME!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cScream 2, am I right?\u201d the disgusted male sighed, unconvinced. Then Ghostface entered the room chasing her. This time he was carrying an axe.<\/p>\n

\"HHH6-Sarah<\/a>Several of the females in the tour group screamed, instinctively backing away. Sarah turned, saw her attacker and then turned back toward the glass, pounding more desperately while screaming for her life.<\/p>\n

\u201cLOOK OUT!\u201d one of the girls cried out, pointing at the display. Sarah turned just as Ghostface grabbed her and threw her to the floor. Then he lifted up his axe in preparation to strike. \u201cGawd, this is gonna be good!\u201d one of the males in the group muttered as he watched breathlessly.<\/p>\n

Sarah lifted up her arms in a hopeless gesture to ward off the blow. Then the axe came down hard. Her scream was abruptly cut off with a loud grunt as the blade penetrated so deep into her chest as to hit the floor beneath her.<\/p>\n

Her eyes flew open in horror as her back arched upward, blood gurgling out of her mouth. She tried to lift her head up as her arms instinctively clutched at the axe embedded in her chest. Then she abruptly collapsed in death, staring up at the ceiling as the light of life flickered out of her eyes.<\/p>\n

Ghostface turned and made a menacing gesture at the tour group on the other side of the glass. That set the girls to screaming as they fled in terror, most of the guys hot on their heels. Then he turned and nonchalantly left the room, leaving Sarah lying on the floor with the axe embedded in her chest\u2026<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

Jennifer Love Hewitt sat in an electric chair in her black dress, her arms cuffed to the armrests. A metal cap was strapped to her head and a mouth guard shoved between her lips to prevent her from biting her tongue. Her black dress obscured the metal post shoved up into her vagina through a hole torn in her black panties.<\/p>\n

\"HHH7-Jennifer<\/a>The only other human in the room was a person dressed as a prison guard. He stood next to a switch to electrocute her, calmly awaiting the command. Two other figures who appeared to be mannequins stood on either side of her. One looked like a priest while the other one must have represented the prison warden.<\/p>\n

She writhed and grunted, her eyes wide with fright as the group gathered around the window to watch. \u201cThey\u2019re going to FRY HER?\u201d one of the guys blurted out in admiration. \u201cCOOL!\u201d Jennifer tried to shake her head as though she\u2019d heard him and that she didn\u2019t think it was cool at all.<\/p>\n

A voice from some speaker in the ceiling began telling her that she\u2019d been sending ghosts to the afterlife for the longest time. Now it was her turn to see the other side. Then a voice loudly intoned that there had been no reprieve from the governor and that it was time to execute the prisoner. Everyone outside the window suddenly gasped and held their breath.<\/p>\n

The guard pulled the hinged handle down until it made a connection. Almost immediately Jennifer began to jerk and convulse in the chair. Muffled screams could be heard as the sound of electrical current filled the room with sizzles and snaps.<\/p>\n

The guard threw the handle back up and the current stopped. Jennifer was left writhing and whimpering. \u201cMore power!\u201d commanded the voice from the speaker. The guard turned a dial on the controls and then brought the handle down again.<\/p>\n

Jennifer screamed even harder, her body bucking and jerking against the straps holding her to the chair. Her eyes rolled as she bucked and shuddered. There was a crackle of current as sparks began to fly. Then the guard threw the handle back into the off position.<\/p>\n

\u201cNow give her the full dose,\u201d the voice ordered evenly. The guard turned the dial yet again and then brought the handle down. Jennifer\u2019s body seemed to jump with a start in the chair.<\/p>\n

She writhed and whimpered, her eyes wide as she tried to scream. The lights inside the display began to flicker as smoke appeared from the crotch of her dress. The band around her head began to smolder as she violently jerked and writhed. The probe up her slit forced a humiliating orgasm out of her body that no one noticed.<\/p>\n

The tour group watched in fascination. \u201cI like the way they\u2019re making her smoke,\u201d one guy observed. Another commented on how he liked the sparks and the way her body seemed to writhe and shudder uncontrollably.<\/p>\n

All of the sudden an unearthly scream was ripped out of her lungs, only to be muffled by her mouth guard that came out to the tour group as a grunt. Her eyes rolled as her head tipped back. Then she seemed to collapse back into the chair, although the surging current seemed to be making some of her muscles twitch.<\/p>\n

The guard finally threw the switch into the off position. The tour group looked in at the smoldering body of Jennifer Love Hewitt. Then they quietly moved on as the tour guide led them away\u2026<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

There was some sort of wax works behind the glass. A big caldron in the center of the room steamed and bubbled. Two figures stood in either corner looking like they might have just come out of the vat of the wax not long ago, looking remarkably like Nicole Richie and Elisha Cuthbert But it was the one hanging from her arms from the ceiling that caught everyone\u2019s attention. That one looked a lot like Paris Hilton.<\/p>\n

\"HHH8-Elisha-Nicole-Paris\"<\/a>She was kicking and screaming as she dangled in one of her favorite pink dresses. Then she caught sight of the tour group on the other side of the glass. Immediately she started screaming that they killed Nicole and Elisha and now they were going to kill her if the group didn\u2019t do something.<\/p>\n

\u201cHouse of wax, right?\u201d one guy observed dryly. \u201cThat sure was a clunker of a movie! Best part was when they offed that Paris bitch! This should be good!\u201d There was laughter and agreement from the others.<\/p>\n

Paris looked through the glass at them in horror, screaming for them to come save her. Then something happened because she started to descend toward the waiting caldron of bubbling wax beneath her. She kicked and screamed in pure terror, begging for someone to do something.<\/p>\n

\u201cDamn!\u201d some girl murmured. \u201cThey\u2019re going to do Paris now! Serves her right!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBut won\u2019t the wax be hot?\u201d another girl asked uncertainly.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s a horror house, remember?\u201d one of the guys snorted in exasperation. \u201cHow many times do I have to remind you of that?\u201d<\/p>\n

Paris was slowly lowered kicking and screaming until her feet came in contact with the bubbling wax. Her screams morphed into shrieks of agony as she stopped kicking. As she was lowered up to her knees she managed to scream even louder, her eyes open wide in absolute terror.<\/p>\n

She writhed and squirmed as she continued to be lowered into what surely looked like molten wax. It reached her stomach, making her dress cling to her body. Then it claimed her breasts as she was lowered in up to her neck.<\/p>\n

She let out one last scream before her head slowly disappeared into the bubbling caldron. The last everyone could see was her wriggling arms before they too disappeared down into the smoldering, waxy soup. Then she was gone.<\/p>\n

For a moment no one spoke; no one even breathed. Had they just seen the impossible?? Then Paris\u2019 arms began to emerge, fully covered in wax.<\/p>\n

She was pulled out slowly until her head appeared. Wax completely covered her, making her look like some grotesque being who\u2019d been molded in soft clay. Her mouth was open wide in a silent scream and she was pulled out until her breasts were exposed, the wax clinging to her dress. Then the process stopped and that is where she hung \u2013 half in and half out.<\/p>\n

\u201cGood gawd!\u201d a girl breathed. \u201cThey dipped her in wax and turned her into a statue!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cCouldn\u2019t happen to a more deserving bitch,\u201d one of the guys observed with a smirk. \u201cShe was only famous because of her rich daddy and that stupid \u2018Simple Life\u2019 series!\u201d The group hung around a few moments longer until the tour guide told them all it was time to move along\u2026<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

Behind the glass they saw what looked like a peasant woman with short hair in a plain full length garment that came down to her ankles. She was chained to a tall, thick post in a room that was painted to appear as though she was outside surrounded by trees. She was standing on some sort of grate on her bare feet and her head was lowered. Perhaps she was napping?<\/p>\n

Milla Jovovich\u2026 Joan of Arc,\u201d some guy murmured. \u201cWhat\u2019s THIS supposed to be\u2026 her burning scene?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGawd; they\u2019re going to BURN HER??!!\u201d one of the girls gasped in horror.<\/p>\n

The woman tied to the post suddenly lifted her head at the sound. Her eyes flew open when she saw people looking at her through the glass. Then she started to struggle against the chains.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m scared!\u201d she blurted out. \u201cGet me out of here! They tied me up like this, ok? It was just a stupid movie! Just get me out of here, all right?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHeretic,\u201d the female tour guide said with a smile. \u201cLet\u2019s encourage this one, shall we?\u201d Then she started quietly chanting, \u201cBurn the heretic \u2013 burn the heretic \u2013 burn the heretic.\u201d A male and two females joined in, their voices adding to hers\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cBurn the heretic \u2013 burn the heretic \u2013 burn the heretic.\u201d Milla – or her lookalike – gasped anxiously.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo! I\u2019m NOT a heretic, damn you! It was just a dumb ol\u2019 movie! Now get me out of here!!\u201d But now other voices had joined in\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cBurn the heretic \u2013 burn the heretic \u2013 burn the heretic!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou people are crazy! This isn\u2019t funny anymore, ok? I don\u2019t want to play this game, all right?? Now get me out of here!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBurn the heretic \u2013 burn the heretic \u2013 burn the heretic!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNo! I don\u2019t want to burn! I\u2019m Milla, damn you!! I\u2019m ALICE! I played in all those Resident Evil movies!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI HATED those movies!\u201d a young man hollered at her as the voices got even louder\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cBURN THE HERETIC – BURN THE HERETIC – BURN THE HERETIC!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNOOOOOOO!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u2026and then flames leaped up from beneath the grating to lap at her feet and legs!!<\/p>\n

She screamed in horror, wriggling and thrashing about. But the chains held her fast to the post. By now the tour group had been numbed to the horror, each individual enjoying the shocking displays inside the Hollywood Horror House\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cBURN THE HERETIC – BURN THE HERETIC – BURN THE HERETIC!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

“Joan” screamed as the lower part of her garment caught fire. The flames raced up her body as the fire at her feet intensified. It was almost coming up like a blowtorch now! They could actually feel the heat through the glass separating them from her burning! But they calmly took a step back as they kept chanting\u2026<\/p>\n

\"HHH9-Milla<\/a>\u201cBURN THE HERETIC – BURN THE HERETIC – BURN THE HERETIC!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

Milla screamed as the flames engulfed her. The fire reached her head, igniting her short hair. Now she looked like a candle burning from top to bottom. The tour group just kept chanting\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cBURN THE HERETIC – BURN THE HERETIC – BURN THE HERETIC!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

The screams died off until all that could be heard was the roaring fire. It actually seemed to be contained to the area directly around the post. Joan\u2019s body seemed to sag as the heat intensified.<\/p>\n

\u201cNothing more to see here,\u201d one of the girls observed quietly. Without another word they quietly followed the tour guide down the hall. Perhaps some of them were simply too numb with shock to speak or do anything other than follow their guide\u2026<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

The group stopped at another display on the other side of a sheet of thick glass just like the others. This time they were looking inside what looked like a dungeon\u2026 or a tomb of some sort? A murmur of excitement rippled through the group.<\/p>\n

Inside the room was an object that looked as though it was designed to be some sort of medieval Iron Maiden. But it was who was standing within it with her arms behind her back that attracted all their attention. It looked like none other than Angelina Jolie \u2013 the Tomb Raider herself! And she was in full raider garb \u2013 black outfit, guns hanging from her upper thighs, a belt and black boots.<\/p>\n

\"HHH10-Angelina<\/a>\u201cHey!\u201d she called out as they gathered around the window to look in on her. \u201cYou\u2019ve got to help me! They put me inside this contraption! Get me out of here!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cCan\u2019t she just walk out?\u201d one of the girls murmured.<\/p>\n

\u201cHer arms are tied behind her back,\u201d her friend observed. \u201cShe must be tied up in there so she can\u2019t step out.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cLook at those spikes on the door!\u201d some guy spoke out in growing excitement. \u201cYou mean they\u2019re finally going to entomb the \u2018Tomb Raider\u2019??!!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGet me out of here!\u201d Angelina demanded. \u201cI don\u2019t like this role anymore, ok? Now get me out!\u201d She had that no-nonsense tone, that familiar authoritative look in her face as though that should be enough.<\/p>\n

All of the sudden the door started to swing closed with a grinding, metallic sound. Jolie\u2019s stern demeanor dropped away in an instant as she was filled with terror. \u201cOk \u2013 ok; you made your point!\u201d she gasped anxiously. \u201cJust get me out of here, ok?\u201d But the door continued to slowly swing closed.<\/p>\n

Several girls in the tour group gasped in astonishment. Surely they weren\u2019t going to close her inside the Iron Maiden and KILL her, were they?? But several of the guys were murmuring things like \u201cThis is gonna be good!\u201d \u201cDamn; those spikes are going to pierce those big tits of hers!\u201d \u201cWill it kill her right away?\u201d \u201cNo, man; she\u2019ll probably bleed out!\u201d \u201cIt\u2019s Hollywood special effects, man! Don\u2019t you know ANYTHING??!!\u201d<\/p>\n

Angelina became more anxious; the door was now halfway closed! She looked up at the ceiling and started crying out, \u201cLet me out; this isn\u2019t funny anymore! I don\u2019t want to play, damn you! Get me out of this!\u201d But the door continued to close, now obstructing a clear view of her body to the group beyond the glass. Only her face was left exposed, the metal door appearing like it was going to entomb her from the neck down.<\/p>\n

\u201cGawd; this is good!\u201d one guy gasped. \u201cI can\u2019t believe they\u2019re DOING it!\u201d a girl blurted out. \u201cFuck; it\u2019s making me hot!\u201d added another.<\/p>\n

The door was two-thirds of the way closed when Angelina lost it. \u201cGET ME OUT OF HERE!\u201d she screamed. \u201cDON\u2019T DO THIS TO ME! I\u2019M ANGELINA JOLIE! I\u2019M ANGELINA JOLIE!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u2026and then the door suddenly slammed shut. There was silence for a split second as the whole tour group gasped and jumped at the sound. Then Angelina\u2019s face contorted in pain as she started to scream.<\/p>\n

Her head swished back and forth, twisting this way and that as her screams revealed just how much air her lungs could contain. Her shrieks of agony were piercing, her face contorted in a painful grimace. Several members of the group actually stepped back from the glass.<\/p>\n

\u201cLOOK!\u201d a girl screamed. \u201cLOOK AT THE FLOOR!\u201d Sure enough, a trail of blood began to seep out from under the bottom of the Iron Maiden, slithering across the floor like a snake.<\/p>\n

\u201cSee?!\u201d one guy said as he nudged his friend in the ribs. \u201cTold you she\u2019d bleed out!\u201d<\/p>\n

Angelina\u2019s screams began to fade, and she moaned weakly. Her voice seemed to be faltering… \u201cPlease! Hurts\u2026 get me\u2026 out of here\u2026it hurts so much\u2026 please\u2026 I don\u2019t want to die\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Her eyes suddenly widened as she appeared to go into shock. More blood streamed out from underneath the door to the Iron Maiden. She looked as though she wanted to speak one last time. Then her head sagged forward. She made no further sound.<\/p>\n

The door suddenly began to open to the sound of metal upon metal. It swung open much faster until it stopped halfway open. But it was open enough for everyone in the tour group to see the many puncture wounds in her body, all of them bleeding profusely.<\/p>\n

\u201cGawd!\u201d one of the girls gasped. \u201cThat was HORRIBLE!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m so embarrassed,\u201d another one whispered to her friend. \u201cI think I just had an orgasm!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou kinky bitch!\u201d the girl whispered back. Then the tour guide bid them to follow along\u2026<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

\u201cI like this one most of all,\u201d their female catsuited tour guide said as they walked up to the window. It had the feel of a kitchen although there was no table or cupboards.<\/p>\n

On the other side a naked young woman who looked remarkably like Lindsay Lohan was the only thing in the plain white room. She was forced to crouch on her bent, strapped knees on what looked like an elevated floor. Her arms were tied behind her back and she appeared to be strapped to and resting upon elevated pads that cupped her breasts.<\/p>\n

\"HHH11-Lindsay<\/a>She appeared to hear them and she turned her head in their direction. They could see she\u2019d been crying. \u201cGet me out of here!\u201d she pleaded. \u201cPlease! I don\u2019t want to be here like this!\u201d<\/p>\n

There appeared to be some sort of circular steel contraption on the wall directly behind her. Several in the group immediately suspected there was more to it than met the eye. As if to confirm their suspicions, a thick metal pole about two inches in diameter suddenly emerged from the middle and began to push forward.<\/p>\n

\u201cGawd!\u201d one of the guys observed. \u201cYou see where it\u2019s going??\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t believe it!\u201d a girl gasped.<\/p>\n

\u201cFuck!\u201d a second female added.<\/p>\n

\u201cExactly!\u201d her male companion chuckled.<\/p>\n

It was obvious Lindsay could not see what was happening behind her. But the tour group leaned in and watched with great interest as the silver pole moved forward. It was headed right toward her\u2026<\/p>\n

Lindsay suddenly gawked as it forced its way inside her pussy. She started writhing and screaming at the violation, crying out that something was raping her. Then she really started to scream, crying out that it was going too far and that someone needed to get it out.<\/p>\n

She began to writhe and wriggle as the pole continued to push inside. She screamed again and again, struggling helplessly. Then she belched before screaming, \u201cMY STOMACH \u2013 MY STOMACH!!\u201d<\/p>\n

There were several audible gasps from the tour group as they all crowded in for a closer look. Several of the females were panting heavily. A couple of their boyfriends moved right up behind them with obvious bulges, eager to witness what was going to happen next.<\/p>\n

Lindsay continued to gasp and cry out as the pole appeared to keep moving inside her. Then she started gawking and coughing as though she was gagging on something. To everyone\u2019s horrified fascination her head gently tipped back as though she wanted to look upward. Then the gore encrusted end of the metal pole suddenly emerged out of her mouth!<\/p>\n

Lindsay grunted in horror, fully spitted from her pussy to her mouth. Within a handful of seconds a second pole slowly emerged. Everyone watched in horrified fascination as it went right for her\u2026<\/p>\n

Lindsay\u2019s eyes flew open again in horror and she gawked as her ass was penetrated. There were several cries of \u201cOh, FUCK!\u201d and one girl nearly fainted. Several others who\u2019d been gasping earlier were now panting heavily.<\/p>\n

The pads for Lindsay\u2019s breasts suddenly retracted into the floor. Within moments she was totally supported by nothing more than the poles inside her. Then to everyone\u2019s amazement she actually started to rotate in place like she was on a rotisserie!!!<\/p>\n

There were several more gasps from the tour group. Then the floor slid open to reveal a controlled barbecue pit directly underneath the actress, flames leaping up to lick at her perspiring body! That\u2019s when she really began to grunt and wriggle in pain and utter humiliation! It looked for all the world like they were actually going to\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cCOOK HER??\u201d a girl gasped incredulously. \u201cOHMYGAWD; THEY\u2019RE ACTUALLY GOING TO BARBECUE HER!\u201d Then she excitedly turned toward their tour guide\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cCAN WE EAT HER TOO? DO WE GET TO EAT HER?? OHMYGAWD! I WANT TO TELL EVERYONE I ATE LINDSAY LOHAN!!!\u201d The guide just smiled and bade them to move along. But several members of the tour group couldn\u2019t help lagging behind a little to watch Lindsay rotate naked over an open fire\u2026<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

\u201cSo did you enjoy our Hollywood Horror House?\u201d their male tour guide asked with a grin. His question was answered with loud \u201cYEAHS\u201d and several grins and nods.<\/p>\n

\u201cWould you like to see one more?\u201d When the group eagerly nodded their heads in approval he opened a big metal door and bade everyone enter\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s right\u2026 everyone inside\u2026 it won\u2019t be long now\u2026 only a few seconds.\u201d Then he closed and sealed the door behind them!<\/p>\n

\u201cHey!\u201d a girl exclaimed from the other side. \u201cWhat gives? There\u2019s nothing in this room at all!\u201d Several others agreed with her.<\/p>\n

They moved back to the door, pounding upon it for answers. That\u2019s when the lights went out, plunging them all into total darkness and eliciting several screams. A moment later there was a strange hissing sound.<\/p>\n

The room erupted in yells and screams and panicked cries. But within moments the screams were reduced to coughing and gagging sounds. There were several grunts as bodies collapsed onto the floor or onto each other.<\/p>\n

Outside the door their tour guide smiled a wicked, evil smile. \u201cJust hold your breath for as long as you can, folks!\u201d he cried out at the door. \u201cThen you\u2019ll be all right!\u201d Then he headed off to see how the other tour groups were coming along\u2026<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

\u201cDown this hall,\u201d their female tour guide in the gangster moll outfit motioned, waving each one past her one by one. \u201cDown the hall please.\u201d She pushed them all past her, making sure not to miss any stragglers.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s down here?\u201d the people in front wanted to know. \u201cThere\u2019s no doors or anything! Turn around; I want to go back!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cEnjoy the ride, folks,\u201d the guide said pleasantly. Then she closed the door, locking them all inside.<\/p>\n

\u201cHey \u2013 HEY! LET US OUT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO US??\u201d<\/p>\n

There was a loud sound before the floor at the end of the hall suddenly slid open by a good ten feet. Then the hallway suddenly angled downward. Everyone was thrown off their feet, sliding down the floor and screaming in terror as they all fell through the opening one by one\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2026into a concrete tank of water directly below them! There were several splashes as the hall emptied its contents! Within seconds the entire tour minus the guide was screaming and shrieking as they tried to keep their heads up in sizzling acid.<\/p>\n

There were screams and cries of \u201cGET ME OUT \u2013 I\u2019M BURNING UP! HELP ME!\u201d Then there was an ominous, mechanical sound. That\u2019s when someone hollered, \u201cIT\u2019S CLOSING! THE TANK IS CLOSING! SOMEBODY GET US OUT OF HERE!\u201d<\/p>\n

There were more screams and panicked cries as a thick cover stretched out over the top of the splashing, panicked tour members. Each one was forced under as the cover closed over the top of them. Within a couple of minutes it sealed itself shut, entombing everyone under the surface.<\/p>\n

There were muffled screams and gurgles and the faint sounds of fists trying to beat upon the cover. The sounds lessened as the acid ate away their ability to struggle. One by one they began to sink to the bottom, flesh burning away to reveal nothing but bleached bones. Then the interior of the tank became quiet as the grave\u2026<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

\u201cRight this way,\u201d the catsuited woman instructed the members of her tour. Everyone in her group was stunned, shell-shocked at all the death they had witnessed \u2013 the dead bodies beheaded, drowned, sawn in half, electrocuted. If this was indeed a Hollywood Horror House then it had truly achieved the desired effect.<\/p>\n

They were ushered into a large room where the other two tour guides were waiting. Brother and sister were dressed in matching gangster outfits, both of them sporting submachine guns and grinning maniacally.<\/p>\n

\u201cGawd!\u201d one of the girls in the tour gasped, pointing in the direction they had just come. \u201cThere\u2019s a lot of death out there!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThere\u2019s a lot of death in here too!\u201d the sister chuckled. Then she and her brother lifted up their guns and opened up. Their weapons spewed death and destruction with a rat-a-tat-tat.<\/p>\n

Horrified screams were silenced as bullet-riddled bodies hit the floor and piled one on top of one another. Then the second sister who\u2019d led this particular tour carefully walked around her charges with a 9mm Beretta, putting a bullet into an occasional body here and there to make sure they were good and dead.<\/p>\n

When the shooting stopped there was an eerie silence. Then the brother bowed as he motioned toward the door. \u201cTime to go, you two.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI can see the headlines now,\u201d his older sister said in her catsuit outfit, her eyes flashing sadistically. \u201cHollywood Horror House Massacre! Won\u2019t it be great?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSure will, sis!\u201d Then he raised his gun and fired once more into their backsides. His two sisters pitched forward onto the floor, shocked looks on their expressions as their bodies were added to the ones already sprawled all over the bloody floor.<\/p>\n

\u201cDidn\u2019t you two understand?\u201d he said sorrowfully to them both as they lay sprawled on the floor. \u201cNone of us can leave this place! There\u2019s too much blood on our hands! Besides, we\u2019ll be more famous dead than alive!\u201d Then he picked up his sister\u2019s Beretta, put the barrel of the gun into his mouth and pulled the trigger\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00a9 2012; 2015 (written for perv13 Oct 30 \u201912; ed. Oct 29 \u201815 by riwa)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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